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10 Insane Diets No One Should Ever Try | Cracked.com.

How about a little levity for Super Bowl Sunday? I mean, come on, it’s Super Bowl Sunday. If you’re think about nutrition today you need to seek help. As Keith Olbermann would say, “World’s out here, pal.”

I think what won me over in this Cracked.com article was the seriously withering takedown of the Master Cleanse –

Yes, you will definitely lose weight if you stop eating food for a goddamn week. Of course, you could do that without paying anyone money, but then you’d have to make up your own nameless batch of “toxins” to pretend you were expelling from your body.

Have some wings today… and some beer. It’s Super damned Bowl Sunday.

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