It would be funnier if it wasn’t true…

The Onion nails it again with a farewell article from George W. Bush.

This was my favorite bit:

“Everywhere I look brings back memories. The Blue Room is
where Laura and I put up our first White House Christmas tree. Down
the hall, in the East Room, is where I concocted my favorite signing
statement to circumvent the anti-torture guidelines of the Detainee
Treatment Act of 2005, and=97ooh!=97right across the way is where Cheney
and I decided to use the death of 3,000 Americans on 9/11 and the
nation’s subsequent fear of another attack as an excuse to carry out
our long-standing plan to invade Iraq. I should really get a picture
before I leave.”

Like I said, I’d be laughing more if it weren’t completely true.

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