Cow farts…
January 4th, 2008 by TEXOk, this will give you an idea of how my brain works – I read this article about scientists putting enteric bacteria from kangaroos into the intestines of cows to try to reduce the amount of methane cows fart into the atmosphere and I immediately started visualizing this as the beginning of some dystopian sci-fi classic.
The movie trailer would go like this:
“They were trying to save the world”
[shot of scientists in generic biology lab]
“To protect the environment”
[cut to cows in a meadow]
“But something went wrong…horribly wrong…”
[ominous music – cut to scenes of people running screaming in the streets – zoom in on the face of a horrified woman as she says]
“Oh my God!!”
[cut to black]
“Kangacows – coming to theaters this summer”
I know. I’m a sick man.
Thanks to Boing Boing for the link.
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