Ok, you probably already knew that. I’ve actually been known to tell my baseball-loving friends that if I was a Manager for a major league team and the GM signed Jeff Kent I’d quit. He’s like a plague.
Anyway, someone else summed up Mr. Kent’s problem much better than I ever could here. Enjoy.
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"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
"I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the 'sweet spot', voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long,
slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 3 days."
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