Farewell Red Sox and your odious fans. And thank you Ozzie Guillen and the White Sox. I really couldn’t have stood watching Boston play any more games in this year’s postseason.
"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
"I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the 'sweet spot', voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long,
slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 3 days."