On a lighter note…

So John Roberts is very likely to be confirmed as the next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the US of A. Unlike a lot of my liberal bretheren I’m really just totally incapable of caring about this one. For one, once appointed to the Court, Justices rarely do what was expected of them. Secondly, Roberts actually seems like a fairly reasonable fellow. Dubya certainly could have rammed worse down our throats.

Anyway, since this nominee fails to excite much interest on my part, if any, I thought I’d share these questions from 5ives that most certainly should have been asked of Roberts and should be asked of any Supreme Court Nominee, if only just for shits and giggles:

Five things I’d ask every Supreme Court nominee if I sat on the Senate Judiciary Committee

1. If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?
2. Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please.
3. Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?
4. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about…your mother.
5. Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Piña Colada Song, also known as Escape.

Muchos thanks to Boing Boing for the link.

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