Further proof that our system is broken…

We can’t pay for better education for our children, nor can we pay for universal health care, but we sure as heck can afford to build a multi-million-dollar bridge to serve a tiny group of residents in Alaska.

Last month I talked about creating an entirely novel criminal justice system oriented around the most heinous white collar criminals. Well, let’s include folks like Alaska Rep. Don Young when and if we do ever build that special system. His punishment for wasting American taxpayer money on pork-barrel projects? How about we cram an entire pig up his ass. I’m not talking about some cute pot-bellied pig either. I suggest we ram the largest prize-winning porcine from the Oklahoma State Fair up his backside.

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