Can’t stop… must… mock…

So, Michael Jackson has had his fantasy land raided by the fuzz again. Because I simply cannot leave this opportunity alone…

Q. How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Little Boy Blew.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?

A. He ate all the kids’ wieners.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

A. They both get turned on by kids.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?

A. They both know how to rear a child.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and WalMart have in common?

A. They both have have boys pants at half off.

Q. How many times does 12 go into 35?

A. Ask Michael Jackson.

Q. How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. None. Michael Jackson only screws young boys.

… and to close out this truly sad display of schadenfreude…

Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

A. One was the first man to walk on the moon and the other screws little boys.

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